If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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