No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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