Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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