: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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