If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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