I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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