is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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