I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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