nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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