she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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