went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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