we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
