they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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