Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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