I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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