ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have post one night stand depression
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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