What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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