He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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