I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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