i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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