that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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