our cab driver is having phone sex.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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