guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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