there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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