You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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