I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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