He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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