But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
smell my finger.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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