His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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