you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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