is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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