____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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