no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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