her vagine was all disorganized.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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