I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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