is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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