can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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