i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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