I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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