I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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