you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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