is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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