You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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