Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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