Having a random hookup so left but love u
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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