oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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