ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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