So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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