How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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