Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"it" just moved
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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