watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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