I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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