Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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