i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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