so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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