we're blogging at a bar
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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