just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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